#1819

"You obviously don't understand that quite well!"

—to TSA Agent

#628

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#567

"I don't know?! Is that what you said, I don't know? You obviously don't know who the fuck is on the other line, because I don't know is not the fuckin' correct answer!"

—to TSA agent 

#545

"I'm a fuckin' lawyer! And you're fucked!"

—to TSA agent

#535

"I am the biggest nightmare that you have ever seen! It might take a couple years, but after a couple years I'm gonna have your ass!"

—to TSA agent

#515

"Guess what, bitch! Your ass is up fuckin' creek!"

—to TSA agent (not a typo—that's how he said it)

#502

"I'm the last one you wanna fuck with when it comes to the law!"

—to TSA agent

#492

"They didn't fuckin' recognize themselves!"

—to Emma, about the TSA agents

#490

Lorne:
"Don't tell me it was GUYS that were takin' your clothes off, because they know that's illegal."

Casey:
"It was—there were two guys."

Lorne:
"Well, good. We got a lawsuit."

—about TSA agents strip-searching Casey

#484

"It's illegal for them to strip search them, so, tell' em ..... you strip search 'em, you're goin' to—you're fuckin' goin' to prison. That's an automatic goin' to prison."

—to Emma, about the TSA agents

#470

"I think your ass is gonna be in a fuckin' world of shit, that's what I think."

—to TSA agent 

#460

"I wanna talk to these people! I'm about ready to pull some fuckin' legal shit on their ass!"

—to Emma, about the TSA agents 

#441

"Hey motherfucker! I think you better be fuckin' CONSCIOUS! I'm a LAWYERRR!"

—to TSA agent