#2167

Cas3y:
"Is your throat okay?"

Lorne:
"No. I feel like it got filled with shit when you told me his nose was perfect."


—text referring to Alex Jones

#1907

"He's got his little discifles emailing me."

—to Cas3y, about Alex Jones (not a typo - two times he pronounced 'disciples' with an F instead of a P)

#1894

"For someone that is so smart you're extremely stupid."

—email to Alex Jones 

#1526

"Even when you and I first started out, you still fuckin' drug him right in."

—to Cas3y, about Alex

#890

"Emgh—there ya go—stick up for him some more."

—to Cas3y, about Alex 

#851

"All I wanted you to do was set the boundaries with him so he would know that—mngh ennghg—that me and you were going to be together."

—to Cas3y, about Alex

#838

"I'm tired of hearing about Alex bein' so far up your ass."

—to Cas3y 

#820

“I'll be a dick about it until you say somethin' to him.”

—to Cas3y, about how she was supposed to get rid of Alex

#700

"He sounds like a fuckin' retard, and he IS a retard."

—to Cas3y, about Alex 

#585

"Jesus fuckin' Christ, I can't believe you fuckin'—he's right up your goddamn ass, Casey!"

—to Cas3y, about Alex

#512

Cas3y:
"What are your intentions with my little girl? is basically what you were doing."

Lorne:
"No, it isn't. It was—was me trying to find out what his intentions were."

#493

"How many times did he touch your hand?"

—to Cas3y, about Alex

#488

Cas3y:
"We went to breakfast."

Lorne:
"Ohhhhh, my good God! Would ya fuckin' wonder about that one!"

#464

"Because he's—because he's egging on ... some theory that he has, that he says he has proof of, that there's no proof that he has proof, that is real proof."

—to Cas3y, about Alex Jones

#131

"So he gets to see you walkin' around in your pajamas, and see you ... in your home life."

—to Cas3y, about Alex

#38

Cas3y:
"I swear, you have an undiagnosed mental issue."

Lorne:
"Why, because moms are gold? And Alex Jones is not?"

She's gold, Jerry! Gold!