#2027

"My dogs aren't my ex-lovers."

—to Jamie 

#2224

"My apologies still mean a lot to me."

—to Jamie

#2222

"She is a special person. Her parents died when she was 17." 

—to Cas3y, about Jamie

#2221

"I don't want my nuts to get too hard."

—to Jamie, during phone sex

#2217

"Will and Carter, I don't mind them. As long as they keep their finger away from your ass."

—to Jamie

#2214

"I'm her FIANCÉ! I'm trying to fuckin' be there for her! But instead she's fuckin' turnin' to YOU with everything! And I'm right in the fuckin' PUCKERBRUSH, not fuckin' knowing anything about how she feels or how she's doing!"

—to Will, about Jamie

#2212

"Your nipples. Your nipples. The nipple part that sticks out. The nipple itself."

—to Jamie, clarifying what he means when he says "nipples"

#2209

"I didn't meet the real PeeWee Herman. It was just a representative."

—to Jamie

A 17-year old Lorne,
a PeeWee Herman representative, 
and an unfortunate unknown child

#2202

"So fuck that... Fuckin' wait around all fuckin' day to fuckin' try to help out a stupid fuck like that... Fuck, that irritates the fuck out of me."

—to Jamie, about Samantha's refusal to live in his shipping container

#2200

"We were s'pose to be together in July. We were s'pose to be together in July, but that got shot outta the ass because coronavirus."

—to Jamie

#2198

"They lost the contract. The people that had the contract before Dwayne had the contract got the contract back."

—to Jamie, about the contract

#2193

"I'll follow you around the house with my nose stuck up your pussy."

—to Jamie

#2187

Jamie:
"Did you use protection?"

Lorne:
"Nope. She was fixed. Didn't have to."

#2183

"Wuh–I'd'na—I know—I didn't—hdngh—I tried to stop, but when I stopped, deh—nnngh—my voice interrupted the rest of what you were saying." 

—to Jamie, explaining why he didn't hear what she said

#2175

"I've had too many years of keeping bad things in my head. So I intentionally forget things."

—to Jamie

#2173

"I love to her pieces. More pieces—more pieces than fuckin' possible."

—to Will, about Jamie

#2172

"It doesn't feel like you wanna fuckin' spend time with me if you continuously hang up!"

 —to Jamie 

#2168

"Jamie, it's not mental gymnastics! It's called human!" 

#2165

"She said, 'Just make sure you don't... that you don't lose yourself and try to help Wendy out.' 

And I said, 'No, I'm not going to.' 

And she said, 'I know you're a rescuer.' 

I said, 'Yeah. You do know me.' " 

—to Jamie, recounting a conversation he had with Stacey the day after Tony died

#2162

"Porn is not love. Porn is movies."

—to Jamie