#2168

"Jamie, it's not mental gymnastics! It's called human!" 

#2165

"She said, 'Just make sure you don't... that you don't lose yourself and try to help Wendy out.' 

And I said, 'No, I'm not going to.' 

And she said, 'I know you're a rescuer.' 

I said, 'Yeah. You do know me.' " 

—to Jamie, recounting a conversation he had with Stacey the day after Tony died

#2162

"Porn is not love. Porn is movies."

—to Jamie

#2158

"Boomer was a little black laboratory puppy who lived with his family." 

—to Cas3y & Jamie, reading from his children's book Boomer's Adventures

#2157

"I'd love to see you naked from the front."

—to Jamie, Lorne's fiancé

#2148

"You're callin' ME a liar when YOU'RE lyin' just like I am!" 

—to Jamie

#2146

"As soon I get another burn permit I'm havin' another burn fire."

—to Jamie

[Editor's note: Lorne used the term "burn fire" three times during this conversation]

#2144

"Satan's got issues."

—to Jamie

#2137

Jamie:

"Why would I want to spend time with someone who screams and accuses me of shit every single day?"

Lorne:

"Yeah... you ever stop and think maybe I wouldn't do that if you actually paid attention?"

#2135

"You haven't liked me for the last 4 days. That's a lot of not likin'."

—to Jamie

#2130

"Honey, will you stop spurt—squirting around the question."

—to Jamie

#2125

Jamie:
"There isn't a game, Lorne. You broke up with me, yes or no?"

Lorne:
"YES, and you know I've been trying to get back together with you. But you're danglin' this fuckin' bullshit in front of my face."

Jamie:
"Then we aren't together."

Lorne:
"Well—mmgh.... then WILL YOU MARRY ME."

Jamie:
"No."

Lorne:
"See? I'm not gonna keep playing the fuckin' game, Jamie."

#2118

"There's a couple more on there for thirty-five thousand, thirty thousand, twelve thousand, ten thousand, two thousand, six thousand, eight thousand—emnhngnggnngg..."

—to Jamie, about Beanie Babies on eBay

#2117

"YOU WANNA FUCK HIM—YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD! I'LL SEE YA LATER!

—to Jamie, about Will

#2112

"I'm gonna make a cast of my cock and send it to you. I don't want you to argue with me about it please. I'm having a really hard time here and I need you to have me there." 

—text to Jamie

#2107

"I wanna know how I became NOTHING to you!"

—to Jamie

#2105

"How can you possibly even let this stuff happen?" 

—to Jamie, about Will's amnesia

#2103

"She's 80-years-worth of being a real woman."

—to Jamie, about Mama Gwen

#2091

"Does that make you happy? That you got a—you got a virgin tongue butthole fucker." 

—to Jamie

#2088

"She is so much in my fuckin' heart, it's unreal." 

–to Will, about Jamie