#2150

"I hear you concentrating. But I also hear you being naked." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2140

"Do you want love or do you want money? Cuz look at what money has gotten you. Nothing but a fuckin' good-ass down-home country ass-whoopin'." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2133

"And I KNOW my mom is gonna—will love you right to FUCKING death, if you treat her right. And I KNOW you'll treat her right because I know this BULLSHIT that you fucking say on the goddam phone is fucking HORSESHIT, because I KNOW how you'll be with my mom." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2126

"And my—and my uncle's 84 years old, and he couldn't—nngh—he had a hard time takin' care a' things at the end of his life. So—enngh—ennnhgh—dehgnhh—ennghg—do you wanna say something BAD about my 84-year-old DEAD uncle?"

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2121

"STOP CALLING ME A STUPID FUCKFACE!"

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2102

"I love you. Don't EVER fuckin' go a fuckin' day without talking to me again."

—Tiffany (Casey)

#2097

"I love YOU, and that's the only reason I bow down to some of the crap that you hand me." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2094

"The big reason why I wanted my compu—my computer back was so that I could keep an eye on what people were doin'. Like findin' things in the store with my face on 'em, without my permission." 

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about making sure stores weren't selling Lorne Armstrong merchandise

#2078

"I'm not gonna lie to you and say that I don't need AA, but I don't need AA."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2070

"You are the ONLY ONE, including Emma—you are the ONLY ONE that has a fuckin' chance to have a full fuckin' trust in ME." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2014

Tiffany (Casey):
"Why would you call people faggots? That's pretty hateful."

Lorne:
"Cuz they are! I didn't put 'em there!"

#2009

"Today—today, you did it again today. DAN, every time I turn around—the fuckin' word DAN. Now I don't even like the name."

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2003

"You're the mommy of my children."

—to Tiffany (Casey), DURING  phone sex

#1988

"My crusty-ass hands are gonna be all over you."

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#1972

"We wasn't IN a relationship but we were headed TOWARD a relationship."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about Paula

#1971

Lorne:
"I don't want your life based around—thinkin' that it has to be something SEXUAL, constantly."

Casey:
"Then why do you send me cock pics, CONSTANTLY?"

Lorne:
"Because I love you. Ahm-yahb-yahm the one that's gonna be your fuckin' husband."

#1964

"It has A LOT to do with me."

—to Tiffany (Casey), about the abuse SHE suffered as a child

#1949

"Because YOU are a fuckin' special woman. I have spent TIME with you. You and I have gotten CLOSE. Very fucking close. There are things—aehhghg—that I share with you that I WON'T share with other people. I BELIEVE in you."

—to Tiffany, when she asked why he loves her

#1947

"There's plenty of women here that want me, Casey. Because I don't cheat on people, and I'm honest with people."

#1942

"After a day of fuckin' not bein' with you, I'm fuckehhhhh—I'm fucked up. After TWO days of not being with you, I'm ROYALLY fucked up."

—to Tiffany (Casey)