#1924

"We were on the PHONE. Can't really say that we were TALKING cuz you were concentratin' on DONKEY KONG."

—to Jamie

#1917

"Yeah, you play 'a silly game of Donkey Kong,' but the attention you were GIVING to Donkey Kong was unbelievable. " 

—to Jamie

#1842

"Regardless if you're still in love with me or not, I'm still in love with you. Even though you're letting Donkey Kong steal you away from me."

—text to Jamie

#1706

"We used to be on the phone for over two hours, sometimes longer. You put me in the back seat and Donkey Kong in the front seat."

—text to Jamie

#1510

"I wonder if Donkey Kong would build you a walk-in closet and a house the way you want it and share his life with you life like I want to."

—to Jamie

#257

"Now the internet and Donkey Kong is in the way of our life together. "

—text to Jamie

#219

"I wonder if Donkey Kong is writing songs for you and telling you he loves you."

—text to Jamie

#177

"I no longer like monkeys now because I don't have your attention. Donkey Kong does."

—text to Jamie

#167

"Do you plan on spending your life with Donkey Kong?"

—text to Jamie

#101

"It's sad that you had so much attention on Donkey Kong that I was gettin' forgotten."

—to Jamie