#2050

"I don't defend what I did. I defend what I know I did not WANT to do."

—to the Therapist, about trying to molest a 13-year-old

#1626

"How I truly are is... I know how I truly are."

—to the Therapist 

#1165

"Manufactured stuff is always easy to prove."

—to the Therapist, when the Therapist said he could prove every allegation he made against Lorne

#1142

"And you flirted with him after he called me a fuckin' loser!"

—to Ramona, about the Therapist

#1136

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#1116

"They have to separate themselves from their clients, whether they like them or not. He doesn't have a biased opinion."

—to Ramona, about the Therapist

(Editor's note: Yes, Lorne thinks 'biased' means 'unbiased')

#1112

"Don't think you know me, because you don't—ennghh—Mr. Non-professional."

—to the Therapist 

#1103

"Find a FEMALE therapist. That way, you're gonna walk in there and know that she's not lookin' at you in any sexual way or any 'I-want-her' kinda way."

—to Ramona

#1093

"He is one fuckin' royal-ass fuckin' loser."

—to Ramona, about the Therapist