#2190

"My fuckin' girlfriend is suckin' cock. I guess I can fuckin' flirt with fuckin' women on the phone."

— to Emma and Nathanielette

#2056

"Nathaniel hacked off your fuckin' phone."

—to Ramona

#1968

"That voice-changer made you do fucked up things."

—to Nathanielette

#1832

"If you fuck with the Armstrong family, you're gonna get your ass run over!"

—to Nathanielette

#1734

"No, you're NOT gonna hear the asshole story!!"

—to Nathanielette and Emma, when they asked WHY he showed Ramona his literal ashole

#1728

"Do you not understand what homophobic is?! It means that you don't want anything to do with homophobes! You can be friends with homophobes, but you don't fuckin' let homophobes near you!" 

—to Nathanielette

#785

Lorne:
"You're part of fuckin' Nathaniel!"

Ramona:
"Wait, I thought I was Paula."

Lorne:
"Yeah, well, you're fuckin' both of 'em!"

#723

"It just tells me more and more that... every fuckin' time you fuckin' laugh, convinces me more and more that you must be part of fuckin' Nathaniel."

—to Ramona 

#693

"As long as they don't make a move on me I'm good."

—to Nathanielette, about homosexuals

#685

"You're gonna be in jail and you're gonna get raped!"

—to Nathanielette

#656

"I. AM. CAWD!"

—to Nathanielette