An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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#1631

"I'll probably have to put Bud out when Mitchell comes."

—to Emma, referring to his dog ROSCOE

#1459

"I'm just a guy that's been... beaten down on the internet."

—to Michelle Simpson