An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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Showing posts with label carter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label carter. Show all posts

#2012

"Why would you wanna—nyeh—spend so much time with another guy, and—and lose feeleh—and take the chance of losing feelings for me and getting feelings for him?"

—to Jamie, about Carter

#1798

Jamie:
"I don't give a shit."

Lorne:
"That's obvious. But you sure give a shit about Carter's 'bro'."


—when Lorne was furious that Jamie called him bro, a word she "got from another guy"

#1732

"Was you on the phone with Carter when you clicked me off when I called you?" 

—to Jamie

#1295

"I'm 'bullshit' cuz I don't like my fiancĂ© sittin' on some guy's PANTIES—suh-sittin' on some guy's shoulders with no fuckin' panties on!"

—to Jamie, about Carter

#935

"All you wanna do is park your pussy on Carter's neck."

—to Jamie