#2027

"My dogs aren't my ex-lovers."

—to Jamie 

#2057

Lorne:

"The temperature in here now is 32 degrees."

Winnie:

"How come you don't fuckin' find a way for your dogs to be warm, idiot?"

Lorne:

"They have COATS on—they ARE warm."

(Editor's note: 32° Fahrenheit = 0°Celsius, the point of freezing. Also, see quote #2039)

#1965

"They're all gonna be fixed, so they won't be able to get hard-ons. That just makes it more fun for me, because then when I come home, I KNOW you're gonna be ready for ME."

—to Winnie, about eliminating DOGS as a sexual rival (I swear)

#1864

"I think mommy's gonna help you and I think you're gonna help her. You two were meant to be together."

—to Sadie (his dog), about Winnie

#1640

"I gotta cum in the bathroom because Sadie's in the bed." 

—to Jamie

#1240

"Little girl, go lay down. You're so buggy."

—to Sadie

#1195

"Go lay down and be good."

—to Sadie