#2092

"You have to let air get to your muscles." 

—to YouTube viewers, about the importance of resting between sets during workouts

#2020

"Welcome to the Yorn—the Lorne Reality Show...."

—to YouTube viewers, mispronouncing HIS OWN NAME on his cooking show

#1957

"Now I'm gonna show you an exercise that you do NOT wanna do."

—to YouTube viewers, on one of his 'Lorne Reality Show' workout videos

#1918

"Welcome to the Lorne Reality Show. This is the exercise show I told you guys that I'd do. And, yeah, I know I look fat in this shirt, but no, I'm not." 

—to YouTube viewers

#1910

"I'm not the greatest chef in the world so I don't have any fancy way of... movin' the knives around and all that crap." 

—to YouTube viewers, during his cooking show

#1110

"Product of European ... ... mango somethin' ... mango mang .... "

—to YouTube viewers, when he was trying to figure out what kind of fruit he was holding during an episode of the Lorne Reality Show

#912

"Not all of them like me. But their curiosity about me makes them subscribe. "

—text to Winnie, about his YouTube followers

#499

"Some of you do really think about some really dumb things to say about some really dumb things."

—to YouTube viewers

#480

"That person that did that was—uhhh—was also ten years ago, and he's gone and it's not—it's not the me that I am now. And—ahhbmm .... the me that I am now, all I care about doing is doing good things."

—to YouTube viewers