#2210

"It fuckin' grosses me out that those fucks fuckin' contacted her. She didn't ask for that; she didn't deserve that."

—to Paul M, about the OTHER predators that contacted Casey

#2189

"People in Maine, they—most of 'em really watch after their animals quite–quite a lot. They're quite heavy on their animals."

—to Paul Mauro

#2170

"Casey, that's your Dad. You shouldn't be carrying around pictures of your Dad's penis on your phone."

#2045

"I do think that Iraq had something to do with it; that there was somethin' between Saddam Hussein and Bin Laden. I'm sure they talked a few times, I'm sure."

—to Paul Mauro, about 9/11

#2039

"I'll kill any motherfucker that mistreats a dog—an animal—period."

—to Paul M

A still from a video depicting Lorne's dog Roscoe tied to a treadmill

#2004

"Who do you like more, me or Dan?"

—to Paul Mauro (Yes, he asked Paul that question)

#1961

"It was just verbal. Verbal mouth-to-mouth."

—to Paul Mauro, about the alleged contract Lorne had with Nikki

#1950

Paul M:
"Do you believe in ghosts?"

Lorne:
"No. I think it's funny as hell when people are afraid of ghosts..... I believe in spirits."

#1922

Paul M, referring to his daughter:
"You want her phone filled with pictures of your penis, eh?"

Lorne:
"Uhl-whal—If I'm gonna be the one to marry her, yeah, of course I would."

#1913

"Have you heard from Casey at all? Since this afternoon? I haven't heard from her since, like, 3:40 this afternoon and she sent me a message said, 'Take your tits out.'"

—to Paul M

#1902

"I might be a fuckin' hillbilly but I'm a SMART motherfuckin' hillbilly!"

—to Paul M

#1886

"In Maine a hitman is called a 'pussy'." 

—to Paul M

#1852

"She wanted me to lick her asshole."

—to Paul M, about HIS DAUGHTER Casey

#1836

"That's why I shortened my signature up. There's too many humps when it comes to the—to the R—you got the O, then the N. And at the beginning of it, you got the 'Arm'—you got the R and the M together. So it's like way too many humps in a row—4 humps in a row, so I just scribble it out and... cut it off short."

—to Paul M

#1770

"Yeah, that was pretty... disgusting."

—to Paul, about the 9/11 terror attacks

#1762

"Well, it's kinda like with Doberman Pinschers when their—they—uhb—the—their brain grows so much that it—ehb—squeezes on their skull, and it gives them a constant headache, and that's why Doberman Pinschers have such an attitude." 

—to Paul M

#1430

"I got daddy by the balls cuz I know the name of his company."

—to Tiffany (Casey), about her dad Paul