#2090

"You gotta realize, Mom, that Ralph and Laurie are not angels! They're pieces a' shit!"

—to Mama Gwen, about her two oldest children

#2033

"That fuckin' bitch is a piece a' shit! When're you gonna see that, mom?!"

—to Mama Gwen, about his sister and HER DAUGHTER, Laurie

#1939

"God forbid the two old—your two oldest kids never fuckin' do anything wrong! They're pieces a' shit! They're fuckin' worthless!"

 —to Mama Gwen, about Ralph and Laurie

#1793

"Laurie moved out with her new boyfriend, which turned into be her husband. Then Ralph moved—ehlhhllgng—moved out with his girlfriend, which her name was Lori. And—ehhgng—so I—that's where I lost my two protectors. Thegghh—and then Roy was actually my LAST protector. And then he moved to California."

—to Ramona

#1679

Jamie:
"Are you into your sister or something?"

Lorne:
"No. I just liked her hair. I always liked long hair."


—just after Lorne stated that long hair and brushing hair was "romantic" and a turn-on for him, he stated that some of the women/girls whose hair he brushed were relatives, including his sister and nieces

#1294

"Ralph thinks about Ralph. Laurie thinks about Laurie. Paul thinks about Paul. It's all they care about."

—to Tiffany, once again blaming his siblings for his "ring of downfall"

#1292

"Who's the 'golden child?' Well, before I fucked up, it was me."

—to Cas3y, when discussing his siblings

#863

"It was my sister that—my sister and her husband that actually sat me down when I was 17 and taught me about—about sex."

—to Cas3y

#677

"I wouldn't give a fuck if she—mmnnggh—had a fuckin' shovel up her cunt."

—to Will, about his SISTER Laurie

#670

"It was more my sister's husband that—that taught me, because he got a book out and taught me."

—to Cas3y, about how he learned about sex at age 17

#540

"Imagine all the fun you coulda had with my sister."

—to Alton