An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

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"Laurie moved out with her new boyfriend, which turned into be her husband. Then Ralph moved—ehlhhllgng—moved out with his girlfriend, which her name was Lori. And—ehhgng—so I—that's where I lost my two protectors. Thegghh—and then Roy was actually my last protector. And then he moved to California."

—to Ramona