#2220

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAY, THAT SON OF A BITCH IS SUCH A PERFECT FUCKIN' PIECE A' SHIT!"

—to Ramona, about the Doctor

#2219

"Friends are able to see each other naked, unless it's my girlfriend and that fuckin' doctor." 

—to Emma, after begging her over and over for a video of her pussy

#2213

"I don't even know when your birthday is at."

—to Ramona

#2206

"She KNOWS that I don't like fuckin' dishonesty."

—to Emma, about Ramona

#2204

Lorne:
"My reaction was from feeling hurt."

Ramona:
"Hurt over WHAT, Lorne? I was all by myself!"

Lorne:
"Just the whehh—the capital letters 'GO AWAY.' That's what hurt me."

#2185

"Don't Ramona! Don't Ramonaaa! This is not the time to tell me how much of an asshole I am!"

#2182

"Do you think my mother would agree with you not tellin' me how you saw the doctor naked and how he saw you—nyeh—your tits and—and—and in your panties? You think my mother would agree with that?" 

—to Ramona

#2176

"I put 10 months of my heart into you."

–to Ramona

#2164

Ramona:

"So we're about to have a sale, and so I've just been really busy preparing for it. Plus, I just hired someone, so, a lot's goin' on."

Lorne:

"Is he good lookin'?"

#2159

"You're fuckin' naive. Even if you're a doctor and a gynecologist—they're fuckin' human. They walk around with a fuckin' hard-on all goddam day. You're never gonna fuckin' tell me different." 

—to Ramona 

#2154

"We are not broken up, and you wanna—engghgg—you better take—nnghg—take your ass into consideration that I don't want him around you!" 

—to Ramona, about the Doctor

#2152

"The problem is, everybody in the world thinks that they have more than one life, and when they get done doin' screwin' up, they can do things over—ahhll—it dud'n happen that way." 

—to Ramona, trying to say 'you only live once'

#2138

"You don't bring the guy that your boyfriend doesn't like SHOPPING."

—to Emma, about Ramona and the Doctor

#2136

"Do you wanna lose me?! Cuz you're fuckin' on the verge!" 

—to Ramona 

#2128

"That's why you feel love for ME, because you're not in love with HIM." 

—to Ramona (AFTER Lorne found out she was a catfish), telling her he knows she loves him and not her real boyfriend, Corey

#2123

"My memory is FUCKED UP like that! I can't remember what I was—what I did YESTERDAY! But you wait—give me fuckin' three years, I'll remember it! That's how my fuckin' memory works!"

—to Ramona 

#2120

"Give me a hundred percent of you so I can give you a hundred percent of me."

—to Ramona

#2114

"I don't even have a hanking at all for a beer." 

—to Ramona (not a typo—he said hanking)

#2110

Ramona, about the Doctor:
"Why are you so obsessed with this guy?"

Lorne:
"Because you're MAKIN' me obsessed!"

#2099

"Until I'm over you, it's considered cheating to me." 

—to Ramona, after they both agreed to see other people