#2218

"You take that outta your fuckin' mouth or I'm hangin' up the phone and not lettin' you call me back!"

—to Casey (Winnie), when she had a dead mouse in her mouth after a car accident 

#2216

"I think you better be thinkin' a lot more straight than what you're thinkin'.

—to Winnie

#2211

"Why'n'cha come here so I can—so I can pet your pussy."

—to Winnie

#2205

"Do I need to check myself?! Or do you—do you need to have fuckin' GG clean your fuckin' VAGINA again?!"

—to Winnie

#2199

"Okay, let's not concentrate on the lollipop right now! A lollipop is not gonna possess you THAT much."

—to Winnie

#2197

"You're not even TRYING to fuckin' love me."

—to Winnie

#2191

"I KNOW I didn't laugh. If I did laugh, it wasn't a funny laugh."

—to Winnie

#2184

"You have nothing to worry about. You've seen my cock. My cock is thick. So I'm definitely gonna feel your walls." 

—to Winnie (Casey)

#2181

"Pretend my pecker is right in front of you —right in front of your face. All you gotta do is open your eyes to see it."

—to Winnie, trying to wake her up from her COMA!

#2179

"Edgar Allen Poe? He's an author, I think. Why, what's he sayin'?"

—to Winnie, about Edgar Allen Poe sending Lorne supportive emails

#2178

"Her mother's a fuckin' whore."

—to Rhoda, about his girlfriend Winnie's mother, and Rhoda's grandmother

#2177

"Well, you got your fuckin' cigarettes—what the hell you need him to smell your armpits for?!"

—Casey (Winnie)

#2174

"Yeah, but guess what. Guess what. At least I know I'm not a fuckin' porky pig. So—yeh—maybe you better take pride in that, because my stomach doesn't stay fuckin' big for long."

—to Winnie

#2171

"If you were only in love with me for my butthole then you weren't really in love with me anyway." 

—to Winnie

#2169

"None of us kids have ever neglected any kids."

—to Winnie & Lj

#2166

"I love both your boobs. And I love the woman that's inside 'em." 

—to Winnie

#2163

"Your sister isn't looking out for you—your sister is looking out for your sister, and that's it. She's looking out for her and her pussy, and that's all she cares about." 

—to Winnie, about Debbie

#2160

"Winnie! You get your goddamn mouth off that cat!"

—about a dead cat Winnie was trying to resuscitate 

#2155

"My ass rash is clearing up."

—to Winnie, from jail

#2153

"Well, then stop sayin'—mmgh—about some other guy being up—all up in your Popeye."

—to Casey (Winnie), who actually said "puthay"