An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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Showing posts with label tony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tony. Show all posts

#2165

"She said, 'Just make sure you don't... that you don't lose yourself and try to help Wendy out.
And I said, 'No, I'm not going to.
And she said, 'I know you're a rescuer.
I said, 'Yeah. You do know me.' " 

—to Jamie, recounting a conversation he had with Stacey the day after Tony died

#1920

'He said, "What is that?" 
Told him, "It's a ring." 
Tony said, "No, fuckin' kiddin', you stupid fuck." 
I said, "Yeah. You haven't fuckin' learned that yet, you dumb fuck?" 
Tony called me a fag. I said, "Well, you're a fuckin' GAY." 
He said, "Whatever, Louie." 
I said, "Whatever, Louie."'

—to Winnie, about when Tony first saw Lorne wearing his "wedding ring"

#1912

"Because I didn't want you to know that I was disappointing you."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), trying to explain why he lied about drinking at Tony's 

#1891

"I'm floored by my fuckin' ignorance goin' over there." 

—to Emma, about going to Tony's house

#1809

"He's not worth very much."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about Tony, his "best friend"

#1710

"Tony was my best friend. Well, he was an odd best friend because he screwed a lot of people, including me."

—to Cas3y

#1223

"Can't keep your fucking ass to home ... even if you're on the phone with me and Wendy and Tony tonight, that would been a whole lot more than you bein' at some goddamn stupid fucking club trying to get laid."

—to Winnie (not a typo)

#1148

"Me and Tony never made out."

—to Cas3y

#1117

"What a fuckin' worthless piece a' shit. She never used to be so worthless."

—to Tiffany, about Wendy, Tony's wife

#537

"He held a high respect for women."

—to Jamie, about Tony

#509

“He wasn't the best person in the world but he was my friend.”

—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before

#411

"What he did to me affected Betty .... I don't know how to explain that."

—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend," who died just hours before

#387

"He wasn't a great guy, but he was likable. He was a very likable guy."

—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before

#374

"He's the reason I drank as much as I did."

—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before

#370

"I wish you would have gotten a chance to know him. He had a big heart but he screwed people too."

—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before

#358

Jamie:
“You just said he wasn't a good guy, he was likable.”

Lorne:
“Yeah, but he was fun to be around. He'd make you—help make you forget things.”

—about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before