An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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Showing posts with label cheffrey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheffrey. Show all posts

#1885

"You got me all fuckin' uncunnin' because'a this CHEFFREY and you sayin' no to me!"

—to Jamie, after he yelled another marriage proposal at her

#1716

"See? You can't stop saying that stupid phrase that came from another guy.... an INTERNET guy."

—text to Jamie, about Cheffrey

#1608

"COCKSUCKER TOLD YOU YOU HANDLED IT WELL!!! GO FUCKING FIGURE!!!"

—to Jamie, about Cheffrey

#1072

"THEN YOU FUCKIN' REPEAT HIS STUPID FUCKIN' PHRASE—'FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS'—TO IMPRESS HIM!! YEAH, THAT'S SHOWIN' A LOT OF FUCKIN' FEELINGS FOR ME!!"

—to Jamie, about Cheffrey

#961

"You just stuck up for him to me. Thanks a lot."

—to Jamie, about Cheffrey 

#916

"A saying from ANOTHER GUY!"

—to Jamie, about Cheffrey and the "fuck off upstairs" saying

#843

"YOU WANT THE COCKSUCKER, GO FUCKIN' GET HIM, CHEFFREY LOVER!!"

—to Jamie

#829

"YOU TOLD ME 'FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS' TO IMPRESS SOME FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT ON THE INTERNET!"

—to Jamie, about Cheffrey

#824

Jamie: "Are you crying?"

Lorne: "THE FUCK'S IT MATTER TO YOU— YOU DON'T CARE! AS LONG AS YOU GET TO SPEND TIME WITH ... CUNTHOLE CHEFFREY!!"

#763

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON WITH THIS GODDAMN CHEF BOYAR-BITCH?!!" 

—to Jamie, about Cheffrey

#533

"ISN'T IT FUNNY, HOW HE WANTED TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE ITALIAN SAUSAGE! CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG FUCKIN' COCK!!!"  

—to Jamie, about Cheffrey

#514

"TELL HIM HE CAN FUCKIN' STICK HIS BONJOUR UP HIS FUCKIN' ASS!!!"

—to Jamie, about Cheffrey