An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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#1033

"Lately it's been fuckin' tooth and nail pullin' just to get you to—ennghg—call me."

—to Cas3y

#1009

"I don't give a flyin' bird's butthole about anything else."

—to Jamie

#453

"But I'm not ... a supermodel, I'm not Jamie. But it doesn't mean that—enngghg—that you ... can treat me ... like—uhehgnghh—like I'm somethin' that ... you dug out of the water."

—to Cas3y