#1824

"I got my daughter on the phone. She just farted."

—Lorne said this to some intake worker at a warehouse while he was on the phone with Rhoda

#1150

"He's busy talkin' to his African bitch ... nigger."

—to Winnie, about Roy's "girlfriend"

#873

"She just took over a month ago—a month and a half ago. I'm still learning her name."

—to a police officer, about Maria, his counselor

#860

"I don't believe in suicide or anything like'at."

—to police officer

#338

“How much is a tip? You need a tip too, right?”

—to a cab driver 

#316

"How much do I owe ya?”

—to a cab driver, as soon as he gets in the cab

#1

"My name is Lorne Armstrong, and I want to remain anonymous."

—to police dispatch