#2208

"In MY mind, we were."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), on whether or not he and Paula were actually in a relationship (they were not)

#2186

"I don't know what the fuck they're giving you for drugs to get over this heroin, but... it's taking a toll on ME because you're not giving me any attention."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2163

"Your sister isn't looking out for you—your sister is looking out for your sister, and that's it. She's looking out for her and her pussy, and that's all she cares about." 

—to Winnie, about Debbie

#2126

"And my—and my uncle's 84 years old, and he couldn't—nngh—he had a hard time takin' care a' things at the end of his life. So—enngh—ennnhgh—dehgnhh—ennghg—do you wanna say something BAD about my 84-year-old DEAD uncle?"

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2101

"Tell that bird I said he can't have Debbie, go play with his own pecker."

—to Will and Winnie, about a bird

#2094

"The big reason why I wanted my compu—my computer back was so that I could keep an eye on what people were doin'. Like findin' things in the store with my face on 'em, without my permission." 

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about making sure stores weren't selling Lorne Armstrong merchandise

#2078

"I'm not gonna lie to you and say that I don't need AA, but I don't need AA."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2066

"I don't want a fuckin' thing to do with him anymore! Fuckin' turnin' his bullshit right around, blamin' his fuckin' pecker comin' out of his pants on me!" 

—voicemail to Debbie, about Will

#2023

"Your sister's a fuckin' city slut."

—to Winnie, about Debbie 

#1972

"We wasn't IN a relationship but we were headed TOWARD a relationship."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about Paula

#1912

"Because I didn't want you to know that I was disappointing you."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), trying to explain why he lied about drinking at Tony's 

#1889

"Does your sister approve of ham?" 

—to Winnie, about Debbie

#1879

"I was a male slut before all the—all the fuckin'... that shit happened."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#1870

Lorne:
"Listen. You're a model. I was on a TV show. So—yenggh-uhngh—you see what I'm saying? You and I are no longer typical people. You and I need to watch out for what we do."

Tiffany (Debbie):
"So, you're saying it's the same thing as like—"

Lorne:
"Celebrity."

#1860

Winnie:
"My daughter was pregnant under [Debbie's] care, and I didn't even know about it 'til she was like 8 months along. I was trying to f*ckin' Kirby that bitch out of her uterus but it didn't work."

Lorne:
"Uhnngghgg—you were try'na—emgh—uhll-why the hell would you try to do somethin' like that. That's ignorant."

#1851

"It would kill me if I broke up with you."

—voicemail to Tiffany (Debbie)

#1829

"She wound up going back to Alaska, and she come back to visit 2 years later, and... she uh... she had thoughts of gettin' married to me in her head. I told her it weren't happenin'."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about Paula

#1809

"He's not worth very much."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about Tony, his "best friend"

#1796

"I go in my own head and I try to figure out where the hell I started doing it that—why I started doing it."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about his constant lying

#1772

"I thought it was a mutual agreement between us that we were together."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), about Paula, even though he also said that they never discussed being in a relationship