An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

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#1860

Winnie:
"My daughter was pregnant under [Debbie's] care, and I didn't even know about it 'til she was like 8 months along. I was trying to f*ckin' Kirby that bitch out of her uterus but it didn't work."

Lorne:
"Uhnngghgg—you were try'na—emghuhll-why the hell would you try to do somethin' like that. That's ignorant."