An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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Showing posts with label matilda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label matilda. Show all posts

#1827

"Tell Matilda to leave—unggh—Casey's phone alone. I was so fuckin' content. Casey was sleeping and I was listening—listening to her sleeping."

—to Dan

#1820

"I'm not cussing at you, Matilda, I'm just cussing."

#1668

"Well, she can join the club. She-she-whuh-whunnamade—my fuckin' blood pressure high. I'm not gonna be put on a fuckin' guilt trip."

—to Matilda, about Casey, when Matilda said Casey's blood pressure was spiking after surgery because of the stress Lorne was putting on her

#1325

"I'm trying to get her to give up the beak."

—to Matilda, about Winnie and her voodoo pigeon beak

#25

"Maybe her being in an induced coma is what she needs—she needs to calm down."

—to Nurse Matilda