#2156

"But [women] don't want it from Hitler. They don't want cock from Hitler. He's dead." 

—to (Winelover) Rhoda

#2081

"You gotta know that the guy wants to treat you as a special person.... not just because you're a sex tool."

—to Rhoda, Lorne's 18-year-old "stepdaughter"

#2006

Rhoda (Lorne's 18-year-old "stepdaughter"):
" I want you to grab my boobs like a crab. Pinchy-pinchy!"

Lorne:
"Eh-ehss... ehgh—are you alone?"

Rhoda:
"Yeah."

Lorne:
"Okay. Ahb—I'll grab—grab your nipples with my teeth."

#1998

"No, I'm not gonna pinch Emma's nipples. That's Dan's job."

—to Rhoda, his 18-year-old "stepdaughter"

#1919

"He's sad. He misses his baby girl."

—text to Rhoda, Lorne's girlfriend's 18-year-old daughter, sent with a picture of his penis  

#1899

"You can't bring a guy into your life just because he has a dick."

—to Rhoda

#1881

"I'll tell your mom to get you a vibrator, too."

—to Rhoda, his "stepdaughter"

#1860

Winnie:
"My daughter was pregnant under [Debbie's] care, and I didn't even know about it 'til she was like 8 months along. I was trying to f*ckin' Kirby that bitch out of her uterus but it didn't work."

Lorne:
"Uhnngghgg—you were try'na—emgh—uhll-why the hell would you try to do somethin' like that. That's ignorant."

#1850

"If I tell her 'no' then she tells me she doesn't wanna come up here! And then she's down there with the drugs!"

—to Winnie, giving his excuse for having phone sex with Rhoda, his "stepdaughter" who calls him "daddy"

#1824

"I got my daughter on the phone. She just farted."

—Lorne said this to some intake worker at a warehouse while he was on the phone with Rhoda

#1813

"She's been being hayve herself."

—to Winnie, about Rhoda

#1808

"I love your pussy."

—to Rhoda, his 18-year-old "stepdaughter"

#1799

"Nothin's wrong with dick. But it's gotta be used in a smart way."

—to Rhoda, Lorne's 18-year-old "stepdaughter"

#1759

"Your pussy will cure a lot a' things for me."

—to Rhoda, his 18-year-old "stepdaughter"

#1752

"If you see something you want—get it! But get it legally. And get it in a moral way. Not in a SLUT way." 

—to Rhoda

#1748

"Tell 'em if they like women they're supposed to like fish."

—to Rhoda

#1587

Lorne:
"What're you doin'?"

Rhoda:
"I'm taking a shower."

Lorne:
"Thanks for the hard-on."

#1581

"I love you like a daughter."

—to Rhoda

#1575

"You know how fuckin' happy that made me when she called me DADDY?!"

—to Winnie, about Rhoda

#1543

Rhoda:
"I think that's pretty subjective."

Lorne:
"Aren't you using big words."