An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

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#2006

Rhoda (Lorne's 18-year-old "stepdaughter"):
" I want you to grab my boobs like a crab. Pinchy-pinchy!"

Lorne:
"Eh-ehss... ehgh—are you alone?"

Rhoda:
"Yeah."

Lorne:
"Okay. Ahb—I'll grab—grab your nipples with my teeth."