An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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Showing posts with label eric. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eric. Show all posts

#1580

"Yeah, well, that's okay! Eric is there to calm your fuckin' nerves and stick his fuckin' cock in you! Bye!"

—to Winnie

#1447

"If you loved me you wouldn't be getting fucked by some guy named Eric." 

—to Winnie

#1172

"Of course he left some piece of clothing behind ... so you could sleep with it."

—to Winnie, about Eric

#229

"Eric is right there with you again tonight and I guarantee you're gonna go in the fuckin' closet with Eric and cheat on me again."

—to Winnie

#60

"You think you're tough, motherfucker?! Don't think you're fucking tough, bitch! If I meet you in fuckin' person, I'll fuckin' beat your goddamn ass, scrawny! I WEIGH 200 FUCKIN' POUNDS!"

—to Eric

#48

"You little fuckin' bitch. You can guarantee your voice is gonna be in a wheelchair. It's not gonna be in very good condition at all."

—to Eric

#44

"Where's your Eric lover?"

—to Winnie

#29

"Do this for me right now: Go up to Eric, and tell him, 'You have a small fucking penis, about the size of a beetle bug."

—to Winnie