An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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Showing posts with label yancy. Show all posts

#849

"Okay, Jamie—I'M SORRY THE TURTLE'S PANTIES FELL OFF!"

—to Jamie

#782

"I wanna know more about this song with the turtle's panties fallin' off."

—text to Jamie

#679

"That goddamn song—do you not realize how the fucking thing SOUNDS?! A turtle taking his panties off, and you fuckin' makin' a dance with it!!"

—to Jamie

#614

"YOU MADE UP A TURTLE SONG WITH THE TURTLE'S PANTIES FALLIN' OFF!"

—to Jamie