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'He said, "What is that?" 
Told him, "It's a ring." 
Tony said, "No, f*ckin' kiddin', you stupid f*ck." 
I said, "Yeah. You haven't f*ckin' learned that yet, you dumb f*ck?" 
Tony called me a fag. I said, "Well, you're a f*ckin' GAY." 
He said, "Whatever, Louie." 
I said, "Whatever, Louie."'

—to Winnie, about when Tony first saw Lorne wearing his "wedding ring"