An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

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#1920

'He said, "What is that?" 
Told him, "It's a ring." 
Tony said, "No, fawkin' kiddin', you stupid fawk." 
I said, "Yeah. You haven't fawkin' learned that yet, you dumb fawk?" 
Tony called me a fag. I said, "Well, you're a fawkin' GAY." 
He said, "Whatever, Louie." 
I said, "Whatever, Louie."'

—to Winnie, about when Tony first saw Lorne wearing his "wedding ring"