An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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#3032

"A lot of 'em on that—they get on there are actually predators. I'm—I'm probably the only one that wasn't a predator—an actual predator."

—to Crestfallen, who was playing someone asking about Lorne's singing aspirations

#2031

"Even if your arm was broke—even if BOTH your arms were broke, you CAN reach down and clean your own goddamn pussy!"

—to Winnie

#2030

"Do you know how to NOT go on a date tonight?"

— to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2029

"A nurse isn't there to go around telling everybody how nice their titslook!"

—to Jamie, about Mark

#2028

Winnie:
"Why are you trippin'?"

Lorne:
"Because you touched Joseph and Zack's dick."