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#1794

Winnie:
"What if you have to choose one, and there's only [Coke and Pepsi] in the ice chest, and you're really thirsty, and there's no beer, and your mom's twat is totally dry, and you're really thirsty?"

Lorne:
"Probably Pepsi."