#4

"Don't reach too far into the intelligence bucket, you'll pull out a dumbass."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#3

"When I ask if you love me, and you really do love me, then you better say yes, not no."

—to Winnie

#2

"There is nobody in the world that can make my heart relax like you and your beauty."

—to Jamie

#1

"My name is Lorne Armstrong, and I want to remain anonymous."

—to police dispatch