An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

#175

"I brought both my nieces and nephew shopping—clothes shopping. My niece ... snuck a fuckin' pair of short shorts in there. Tight shorts. And I didn't even know that I bought 'em .... because she did it when I was not looking. She threw 'em in the fucking cart when I was not looking. I didn't even know that they were in there. So THERE'S your fuckin' short shorts, Winnie! Close-minded fuckin', Winnie! Xavier-minded, Winnie!"

—to Winnie