An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

#294

Jamie:
"We weren't together."

Lorne:
"Ehhgh—It's not a goddamn excuse, Jamie! That is not a fuckin' excuse! You don't—just cuz we're not together you don't go out on a fuckin' date with this fuckin' guy, tell him that you love him and have sex with him right after you break up with me!"