An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

#404

"I guarantee you most of them on—on the Church a' Cawd are probably fat. Cuz you look at how much time they spend in front of the computer, makin' up videos about me and doing all this retarded bullshit that they do—guarantee they got a bowl of ... sugar right in front of 'em."

—to Cas3y, about the Church of Cawd