#1011

Lorne:
"I want you to explain that to me. How am I a project?"

Cas3y:
"Alright, don't get mad at me then. You're in therapy, you're a registered sex offender, you're teeth are really bad, you're kind of uh, like, out of shape and not really, like, conventionally attractive; you're bald.  You live in a trailer in the middle of nowhere. You work, like, a horrible, awful job. You're a chain smoker. Um, you always look so filthy, you don't have, like, nice clothes. You don't really have any sort of, like, value, as far as ... like, you don't have value. You take money from your elderly mother to buy you, like, a cellphone. There's times where you need to get cash advances from your boss to, like, purchase things like cigarettes and groceries. Um, you've been on unemployment—you get laid off constantly. Um ... I mean, I can keep going. You have no prior education—you have no education at all. You own nothing, you'll never be able to retire because you're—because of all the debt you have. You'll never be able to pay off your loans—you're, like, 25K in debt. You have no, like, career, you just work trucking jobs."

Lorne: "So how am I a project to you?"