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#1037

"Thanks for wasting a year of my fawkin' life and—eehhh—4000 fawkin' dollars buyin' a goddam ring for your fawkin' dumb ass! And thanks for fawkin' cheating on me all them fawkin' times, asshole!"

—to Jamie