Lorne:
"Because I'm not supposed to be drinkin' and I had a couple—"
Ramona:
"Then why are you drinking?"
Lorne:
"Probably because my girlfriend doesn't want a FUCKIN' thing to do with me! Because she stays up all—she stays up all night talking to some COCKsucker on the fuckin' phone, and isn't bein' honest with me!"