An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

#921

Lorne:
"Because I'm not supposed to be drinkin' and I had a couple—"

Ramona:
"Then why are you drinking?"

Lorne:
"Probably because my girlfriend doesn't want a FUCKIN' thing to do with me! Because she stays up all—she stays up all night talking to some COCKsucker on the fuckin' phone, and isn't bein' honest with me!"