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#1083

"You don't think it's gonna bother her, when she's standin' there, Will's got his fawkin' pants down, you're tellin' him that he has a big beautiful CAWK, and she has to FART to get your fawkin' attentions because you two are starin' at each other?!!"

—to Jamie, about Will and Winnie (not a typo—he said "attentions")