"My answer was honest. But the problem—wuhmmuh—with the whole thing was—was that ... mmgh—the guy—tuhhh—when you take a polygraph it—ehng—he—the guy has it—reads—the thing and he—he takes a long time reading it. Well, there's a big window there and it's a—it's a yellow room, with the big window and the way the light was shining in there, it was hittin' my eye—hitting my eyes and made my eyes tired. And I told the guy that my eyes was getting tired. But he still took a long time. Then my eyes started to close, and when he—when my eyes got—gegghgh geh—just closed, he popped out a question, and I answered the question fast. But, when he pop out the question—popped out the question, it jumped my heart. And that's what triggered the polygraph."
—to Human-Jamie, about why he failed the polygraph that led to him going back to prison
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