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#1264

[Tiffany tells Lorne about someone she knew who quit smoking by chewing gum instead.....]

Lorne:
"I tried to quit smoking once ... by—with candy, by suckin' on candy. Eghhgn—this is—you're gonna get a git—get a good laugh outta this one. Uncle Clayt still laughs about it today. But ... the mil—ahp—the place—wah—Clark's Milk, where I used to work for ... well—I'bmna—I'd go to the—it's the biggest farm in Maine, we used to get milk from there. Mmnhnn—the dad—nnghgn—Butch Clark, he died——"

Tiffany:
"Okay, so what's with the candy??? You're fawking killing me over here."