An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

#1365

"Ohhh, lemme see, what did I do today that impressed myself ... ... Well, I got home safely—I impressed myself on that one. I drove safely, I didn't kill anyone—I impressed myself on THAT one. I helped my boss work out tomorrow's job for me—I impressed myself on that considering I ... ... I had to remember all the loads that I just did this week that got all screwed up."

—to Cas3y