An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

#1375

Tiffany:
"Sing 'I'm A Little Teapot.' You know that one?"

Lorne:
"I don't know Little Teapot....
[singing...] 
I'm a little teapot short and stout!
You fuckin'—you saw a fuckin' mouse and you ran the fuck out!" 

[then he proceeds to laugh like an idiot]