An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

#1402

"Now about our special date. I was thinking that I could cut the tip of a condom off, put the condom on, then the pecker pouch over that. Then we can have our phone sex [...] then if you wanna see it, I can show you. I'll have your pic right under my cock, too. Is it a date, my love?"

—text to Jamie