An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

#1520

"I'm not being sneaky, I'm da'ahh-I was being honest. I—I used to. Today was 'used to.' Today is not 'used to.' Yesterday was past tense."

—to Cas3y, when he claimed he "used to" smoke inside his trailer, only to admit he did so the previous day