#1592

Ramona [AFTER she revealed herself to be a catfish]:

"When we meet, that will be as friends."

Lorne:

"That'll be as friends, but I'm not gonna shut sex out."

#1591

"I love that you're of age."

—to Winnie

#1590

"I didn't HAVE to workout. With the amount that I sweat, I didn't have to workout today, cuz I was doing enough just by sweating." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#1589

"You're a grownup, that's for sure. You don't see a minor with tits like that." 

—to Emma

#1588

"Why is he payin' attention to my sex tits?"

—to Jamie, after she said Will wasn't impressed by Lorne's sex tips

#1587

Lorne:
"What're you doin'?"

Rhoda:
"I'm taking a shower."

Lorne:
"Thanks for the hard-on."

#1586

"The words speak for itself."

—to Cas3y

#1585

"You're so awesome at not—not fuckin'—carin' if you spend time with me or not."

—to Jamie

#1584

"You didn't lie to the DRUGS, but you fuckin' lied to ME!"

—to Winnie

#1583

"Jamie, the only place I dumped your brussy juice was down my throat and on my eggs and THEN down my throat."

#1582

"I'm gonna be in YOUR scrotal area."

—to Winnie

#1581

"I love you like a daughter."

—to Rhoda

#1580

"Yeah, well, that's okay! Eric is there to calm your fuckin' nerves and stick his fuckin' cock in you! Bye!"

—to Winnie

#1579

"That's actually probably about the same thickness as mine."

—to Human-Jamie, about Lamondre

#1578

"I'd so much love to have your voice in my ear right now. Or even your whisper."

—voicemail to Tiffany (Debbie)

#1577

"STOP ACTIN' LIKE ELDERLY PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!"

—to Jamie

#1576

"Maybe me gettin' suspended from [Sexual Offender Treatment] class will help me get things more straightened out in my head."

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#1575

"You know how fuckin' happy that made me when she called me DADDY?!"

—to Winnie, about Rhoda

#1574

"So... okay, that's allllll I'm leaving for a message for now, other than saying 'I love you'.... and I wish you were here.... and you give me a hard-on."

—voicemail to Human-Jamie 

#1573

Lorne:
"I'm gonna marry you, Casey."

Cas3y:
"Oh, are you now."

Lorne:
"Yep."

Cas3y:
"That's a weird thing to say to someone you're not dating."

Lorne:
"Yeah, well, I've known I wanted you for a long time anyway, so."

#1572

"Don't fuckin' try to crawl away from what you fuckin' did."

—to Ramona

#1571

"Our dreams together shot to shit because you couldn't be REAL."

—text to Jamie

#1570

"I'd very much love to have you sitting on me."

—to Winnie

#1569

"Tell that stupid bitch to unplug her nose when she sings. She sounds like she has two bananas stuck up her nose."

—text to Jamie, about Maggie Jo

#1568

"If you knew what you were doing, then you wouldn't'a done the stuff that you did."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#1567

"That was my butt restin'."

—to Jamie, explaining why his bawt looked flat

#1566

"Throw me some bliss!
I'm waitin' for you n' your tits!"

—to Winnie, freestyling "poetry"

#1565

"If my woman fuckin' believed in me, I can work fuckin' miracles."

—to Ramona, after she told him he would never be the kind man the Doctor is

#1564

"I was throwing 6-foot logs, Dan, what was you doing? Throwing 6-inch pencils?"

#1563

"You never used to separate yourself from the dogs and the chickens."

—to Jamie

#1562

"Doesn't matter if you have oxygen or not, you got plenty of guys there that wanna see you naked."

—to Winnie

#1561

"This woman is only staying for 6 days and going home. And I have told her about Jamie and I told Jamie that I told her about Jamie."

—email to Cas3y, about Sue