#1763

"If I didn't have the vaccine, how much alive do you think I'd be?" 

—to Cas3y 

#1762

"Well, it's kinda like with Doberman Pinschers when their—they—uhb—the—their brain grows so much that it—ehb—squeezes on their skull, and it gives them a constant headache, and that's why Doberman Pinschers have such an attitude." 

—to Paul

#1761

"the first and the last [picture] you sent me........such a sexy little body :D"

—to Kayla, the 13-year-old decoy

#1760

Casey (Winnie):
"I have a skin graft infection on my vagina." 

Lorne:
"Yeahhh, and I love it—it's pretty."

#1759

"Your pussy will cure a lot a' things for me."

—to Rhoda, his 18-year-old "stepdaughter"

#1758

"I don't give a fuck! She don't belong behind him!"

—to Ember, about Ramona shaving the Doctor's back

#1757

"No, I wouldn't force you [to have sex]. I'd only be holding your arms down to make sure you didn't punch me in the face." 

—to Winnie

#1756

"I'm not cock-hungry. I'm far from it. I'm Debbie-hungry." 

—to Emma

#1755

"I wouldn't mind havin' a hotdog-smellin' pussy right now." 

—to Winnie

#1754

"I don't give a fuck about the fuckin' bitch at the bar with the fuckin' sendin' tits!" 

—to Jamie, about Girl-Alex [not a typo—that's how he said it]

#1753

Winnie:
"You told me you had a best friend, who was black, in the fuckin' airforce. You couldn't even remember his fuckin' name."

Lorne, after a long pause:
"What, Tyrone?"

A totally real picture of Lorne hanging out with Tyrone Blackman, Lorne's totally real black friend who really totally exists.