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#1778

"When your fiancĂ© is calling you "bro," and it comes from another guy that she thinks is hot, and her friend is trying to hook them up when she's engaged—yeah, my penis is gonna f*ckin' deflate."

—to Jamie, about her calling Lorne "bro" during phone sex