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#1814

Jamie:
"You were mentioning sexual shit to her. Why?"

Lorne:
"I weren't saying SEXUAL SHIT to her!!"

Jamie:
"Yes you were."

Lorne:
"Like WHAT."

Jamie:
" 'Did you tell your boyfriend I made you cum three times on the phone?' "

Lorne:
"Yeah, I was bein' a smart-ass."