An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

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#1915

"I asked them why they liked it so much. They said, 'It felt good! It feels good on my head!' Then they'd ask me if they could go to Kmart... Heh. It cost me money just to brush hair." 

—to Jamie, about brushing his nieces' hair. 


[Editor's note: During the same phone call Lorne states that he loves long hair, and that brushing hair is "romantic" and a turn-on for him. He states that some of the women/girls whose hair he brushed were relatives, including his sister and nieces]