An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin

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#1948

"Uhhww-when he throws his power-punch, I'm gonna duck—daehh—I'm gonna duck down, grab his arm and... throw his arm around so he keeps spinnin' around 'til he falls down."

—to Winnie, explaining how he'd beat Chris Hansen in a boxing match

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